This is the Zombie Apocalypse

People jokingly toss around the idea of a zombie apocalypse these days, and I love it. The problem is that I recently realized the zombie apocalypse is already upon us. In fact, it sneaked up on us without our realizing it, and now, thanks to failing ideas like "no child left behind," the education system in this country is churning out more and more zombies every year. I could post links to dozens of articles on this topic, but I will send you to the most recent one I read. We're doomed, but because the machine has grown so big over the last several years, there is no way to stop the zombie apocalypse now, unless we all band together. Will you join with me, now, and stand against the zombification of our country?